Meet Heija
Hi! I’m Heija, the Worst Mother in the World. Before you let envy set in, know this, I share this wretched title with every other mother ever, even Angelina Jolie.




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- Don’t Hate Me Because I Am Ovulating March 23, 2010
- The Broken Penis Talk March 23, 2010
- Do Your Eyes Light Up? March 23, 2010
- It’s Okay To Look? March 23, 2010
- Good Morning Mrs. Twitter! March 23, 2010
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Sir Wax-a-Lot! Uncensored and Unwaxed
July 23, 2011
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The Worst Mother in the World on the John Curley Show KIRO 97.3FM
July 19, 2011
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Dear Oprah, Happy Mother’s Day! Love, Us
May 8, 2011
- Safety Mom April 18, 2011
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Tiger Mother; Not A Pu**y
January 12, 2011
Ask Oprah's All Stars
Australia
Farewell Season 25
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Hugh Jackman
Jamie Foxx
Mark Burnett
Moms Mother's Day
Mother's
No Phone Zone
Obama
Oprah
Oprah's Favorite Things
Oprah Behind The Scenes
Oprah Winfrey Network
OWN
Sistafoo
Spanx
Sweetie Boy
Tequila
Top Chef
Twitter
Venom Pen
Worst Mother in the World
