A pretentious list of things I like, things I buy, things I covet—please pretend to care. Also, stories of great customer service, nice people, good ideas and fabulous causes. You’ll meet my friends (yes I have some!) and find out about fun upcoming events.
This is also where I will publicly apologize for my many mommy sins and numerous personal foibles.
A vicious list of things I hate, toys I hide and places I shun—please pretend to care. Also, stories of awful customer service, mean people, bad ideas and stupid commercials. You’ll meet my enemies (yes, I have some) and find out how I plan to get back at them.
This is also where I will irrationally demand a public apology from the people, companies, politicians and celebrities who have wronged me (even if it’s only in my own mind).