The thing about birthdays is that everyone has one, even if they don’t celebrate it. Because I grew up as a Jehovah’s Witness, I never had or attended birthday parties as a child. Don’t frown, I didn’t miss them, I was too busy knocking on stranger’s doors! To this day, I sort of stink at [...]
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Hi! I’m Heija, the Worst Mother in the World. Before you let envy set in, know this, I share this wretched title with every other mother ever, even Angelina Jolie.


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Happy Pierce Day…not! January 16, 2013
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MOHAI is Mo’ Better! January 3, 2013
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Cheers and Big Ups to you 2013! January 1, 2013
- “I’m Gonna Pop Some Tags…” A Little Thrift Shop Love October 23, 2012
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I’m with the band August 28, 2012
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Buy-Wrap-Repeat… June 18, 2012
- The Broken Penis Talk March 23, 2010
- Don’t Hate Me Because I Am Ovulating March 23, 2010
- Do Your Eyes Light Up? March 23, 2010
- It’s Okay To Look? March 23, 2010