Yesterday, I aborted a planned trip to Costco while waiting for a parking spot in front of the Kirkland location. I decided timing was too tight, plus I was super thirsty, so I went to Starbucks and happily chatted with a friend instead. As I passed the 108th Street exit on westbound highway 520 I [...]
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Dear Oprah, Happy Mother’s Day! Love, Us
This morning I woke up to the familiar and sometimes terrifying sound of sticky little feet running towards my bedroom. My seven year old daughter, Sistafoo, couldn’t wait to get started on the annual Mother’s Day ritual being played out across the USA. Moms everywhere are trapped in their beds waiting for adorable variations of [...]
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Hi! I’m Heija, the Worst Mother in the World. Before you let envy set in, know this, I share this wretched title with every other mother ever, even Angelina Jolie.


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Happy Pierce Day…not! January 16, 2013
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MOHAI is Mo’ Better! January 3, 2013
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Cheers and Big Ups to you 2013! January 1, 2013
- “I’m Gonna Pop Some Tags…” A Little Thrift Shop Love October 23, 2012
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I’m with the band August 28, 2012
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Buy-Wrap-Repeat… June 18, 2012
- The Broken Penis Talk March 23, 2010
- Don’t Hate Me Because I Am Ovulating March 23, 2010
- Do Your Eyes Light Up? March 23, 2010
- It’s Okay To Look? March 23, 2010