This morning I woke up to the familiar and sometimes terrifying sound of sticky little feet running towards my bedroom. My seven year old daughter, Sistafoo, couldn’t wait to get started on the annual Mother’s Day ritual being played out across the USA. Moms everywhere are trapped in their beds waiting for adorable variations of [...]
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Hi! I’m Heija, the Worst Mother in the World. Before you let envy set in, know this, I share this wretched title with every other mother ever, even Angelina Jolie.




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January 1, 2012
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Worst Mothers…they’re everywhere
November 26, 2011
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Occupy 520 (Sorry, my bad!)
October 21, 2011
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L.O.L: Meet My Bestest Laundry Friend!
September 23, 2011
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Missoni Accomplished: Target bullseye! Zigzags bagged!
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