My datebook flipped to 2013 nearly six hours ago. And for some reason, my eyelids are wide open instead of tightly shut and twitchy with the kind of deliciously long and lazy r.e.m. slumber that New Year’s Day traditionally holds. Maybe my eyes sensed a chance to stare out my window at the uncharacteristically clear [...]
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Happy Pierce Day…not! January 16, 2013
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MOHAI is Mo’ Better! January 3, 2013
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Cheers and Big Ups to you 2013! January 1, 2013
- “I’m Gonna Pop Some Tags…” A Little Thrift Shop Love October 23, 2012
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I’m with the band August 28, 2012
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Buy-Wrap-Repeat… June 18, 2012
- The Broken Penis Talk March 23, 2010
- Don’t Hate Me Because I Am Ovulating March 23, 2010
- Do Your Eyes Light Up? March 23, 2010
- It’s Okay To Look? March 23, 2010